Wild Things
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| EVACUATION ORDER |
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To the citizens of Raccoon City:
This is an important bulletin from
the Raccoon City Police Department.
Incidents of riots and looting are
being reported around the city at an
alarming frequency.
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We are doing a that we can to
bring the city under control and
quell the riots, but we recommend
that citizens evacuate the area to
ensure their safety.
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We are dispatching helicopters to
the following locations. Please
bring proper ID and assemble here:
Place: Zoo front gate tram terminal
time : Today at 10 AM. 3 PM.
6PM. 9PM (tentative schedule)
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This area will soon be cordoned off,
so civilians are advised to disperse
immediately. Please follow all
orders and, above all, remain calm.
Raymond Douglas
Raccoon City Police Department
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| JOSEPH'S NOTEBOOK |
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I guess it's only natural to start
forgetting things after having been
gateeeper here for 20 years. Take
that code to the back gate that they
change each month, for exampe. It's
ony 5 digits, but I still forget it.
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I figure the best way is to just
set the ock to the first 5 digits
of the serial number written on the
back of it.
That way, all I have to do is flip
the lock over and read the number.
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That might seem irresponsible, but I
couldn't imagine anyone actuay
figuring out that the combination is
written right on the ock. The
problem is whether or not I'll
remember. God, I'm getting old...
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| REPAIR NOTIFICATION |
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Notice of completion of repairs.
The previousy reported problem with
the flow of electricity within the
zoo has been repaired. A test wil
be run at 9:30 AM to double-check
the system.
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The 5 affected areas are as follows:
1) Elephant STage gate mechanism
2) Terrarium Dome panels
3) Front shutter mechanism
4) Stage lighting system
5) Crane mechanism
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There has been a circuit breaker set
up in the office for testing
purposes.
After the test, power will be routed
through normal means.
Matthew Reagon, Maintenance Head
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| ELEPHANT KEEPER'S DIARY |
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When I was cleaning up the junk
around here, I came across an old
BGM tape.
I played it to see what it was, and
it was the old zoo parade theme.
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According to old man Joseph, there
used to be a big eaborate parade in
which they outfitted elephant in
Christmas lights up until about 15
years ago. He says Oscar was the
star of that parade for years.
3/7
I let Lloyd have a listen, and he's
convinced that it'll be worth money
someday. He said I should dub it
while I still have the chance. I
think he's nuts, but it might be a
good idea to copy it for pasterity.
4/7
Oscar sure has been acting strange
lately. He's not sick or anything,
but he just won't calm down. He got
so excited at feeding time today
that he broke part of his cage.
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Nothing like that's ever happened
before.
Maybe I'd better have the vet take
a look at him.
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Lloyd's been put on "emblem duty"
this week, so he'll have to stick
around longer than usual. He won't
stop bitching about it, but he's
got it easy, really. The dome is
close to the front gate, after all.
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Speaking of which, I guess the dome
is getting shut down toward the
middle of next month. They're too
damn cheap to tear it down, so
it'll probably just sit there for
years and rust. What a waste.
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| MESSAGE FROM MANAGEMENT |
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Lloyd:
The new front gate locking mechanism
is kind of a pain. Ever since the
incident, the folks that live around
here have been clamoring for tighter
security. We have to listen to them.
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Anyway, first you've got to check
the office to make sure the main
power is on. Then, you need to put
the emblems in the 2 lion status.
That activates the lock. Be sure to
store the emblems seperately.
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Don't forget the password for the
electrica system, too. It's changed
every week, so be on your toes. This
week, it's K306. I know it's a pain,
but I'm counting on you, Lloyd.
Raccoon Zoo Management
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| EMPLOYEE EVALUATION FORM |
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August evaluations
John Murphy BB
Lloyd Stewort B
Susan Fischer A
Patrick Reyes B
Kim Derek CC
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Joseph Murrows AA
Austin Tayor D
Matt Smith B
Maggie Nodle BB
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Notes:
I don't know about that Austin. He's
a good hunter, but I don't like him
bringing his gun to the Observation
Deck. I told him to take it home and
he agreed, but he seemed angry.
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| ZOO PAMPHLET 1 |
Raccoon Zoo News no. 551
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Hey, everybody! It's me! Max the
lion! And I'm in a great mood! Why?
Because I'm getting some new
girlfriends!
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Allow me to introduce them to you:
There's Silfy, with her beautiful
coat, pretty-eyed Angela, and that
pouty-lipped Jennifer... They're all
grrrreat! I feel lie jumping right
out of my cage to celebrate!
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The best part is, they'll all be
crashing at my pad until the end of
October! Be sure to come check me
out as I wine and dine these fine
felines. Just make sure you give us
some privacy on occasion too, OK?
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| ZOO PAMPHLET 2 |
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Raccoon Zoo News no. 560
Nice to meet you! My name is Mertie,
and I'm the new Rafflesia who just
bloomed in the Terrarium dome!
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Have you ever heard of Rafflesia?
At over 30 inches across, we're the
world's biggest flower! We only
bloom for one week out of the year,
so be sure to drop by and say "hi"
while you have the chance!
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If you come see me now, I'l give
you a special mascot medal! Collect
them to earn free zoo tickets and
other prizes! Have fun collecting
your medals! I'll be waiting for you
at the Terrarium Dome!
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| COMET NEWS |
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October 31, 1996
"Body Washes up on Shore of Aimes"
Alyssa Ashcroft, staff reporter.
The body of an unidentified white
male has been found in the Aimes
River in the northwest Arklays.
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At least half a year has passed
since the man died, so the body has
been impossible to identify.
Powerful steroids, along with other
drugs, were found in the body, and
police are suspecting foul play.
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The river has ong been used by
local pharmaceutical companies as a
dumping ground, and links to illegal
activities in connection to that
have not been ruled out.
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| MEMO TO ALYSSA |
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Miss Ashcroft:
There's something I need to tell you
concerning my recent contact with
you.
MONKEY, BIRD, CAT... in that order
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At the bestiary in the zoo (where
the Giraffes, Baboons, and
Orangutans are) there will be a new
junge exhibit built called the
Terrarium Dome. It will contain over
750 species of rare plants.
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MO
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| MONEY SCOOP |
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June 1, 1998
Raccoon Zoo's Bootlegging Disgrace
Alyssa Ashcroft, staff writer.
A recent inquiry into the finances
of Elliot Martin (67), chairman of
the local zoo's board of directors,
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has revealed shocking news.
The Washington Treaty specificaly
prohibits the trade of rare orchid
specimens, but Martin has repeatedly
defied this ruling, according to an
anonymous tip from within the zoo.
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If this is true, many questions
arise regarding the funds derived
from these sales. Is this new flora
exhibit truly a place for children
to dream and learn, or is merely
an illegal money-making scheme?
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| HERB PIE RECIPE |
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Heal your tired body and soul
with this soothing, natural
herb pie recipe!
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Are you forgetting to add herb
essence to your family's pies?
Balanced nutrition and a clean bill
of health are yours with these easy
to make pies!
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Ingredients (two servings):
Flour : 8oz. Sugar: 6oz.
Wheat Flour: 8oz. Milk : 2 1/2cups
Butter: 20z. Fresh Cream: 1 1/4cups
Salt : 1 tsp.
8 Egg Yolks
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Powdered Gelatin : 1/2oz.
WateR : 1/2cup
Corn Starch : 2oz.
Green Herb Powder: 1oz.
Red Herb Powder : 1oz.
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| TORN MEMO |
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Lloyd:
The new front gate locking mechanism
is kind of a pain. Ever since the
incident, the folks that live around
here have been clamoring for tighter
security. We have to listen to them.
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Anyway, first you've got to check
the office to make sure the main
power is on. Then, you need to put
the emblems in the 2 lion statues.
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